In a large bowl, soak the dried noodles in just-off-the-boil hot water for 20-30 minutes then quickly rinse under cold water. They will be partially cooked and ready to use for stir-fry. Do not boil dried rice noodles because they will become soggy and will break during stir frying!
10 oz dried wide rice noodles
In a small bowl, whisk together the soy sauce, dark soy sauce, fish sauce, oyster sauce, sugar, water, and white pepper until well combined. Set aside.
3 tablespoon soy sauce, 2 tablespoon dark soy sauce, 1 tablespoon fish sauce, 1.5 tablespoon oyster sauce, 1 tablespoon granulated sugar, 1 tablespoon water, Dash of white pepper
Heat 1 tablespoon of neutral oil in a large wok or nonstick pan over medium-high heat. Add the shrimp (or your protein of choice) and stir-fry until just cooked through, about 1-2 minutes. Season with a pinch of salt, then remove and set aside.
2 tablespoon neutral oil, 8 oz shrimp, Pinch of salt
Add the remaining 1 tablespoon of oil to the pan. Stir-fry the garlic and Chinese broccoli or broccolini until just tender, about 1-2 minutes. Push everything to the side of the pan, crack in the eggs, and scramble until mostly set.
4 cloves garlic, 3 oz Chinese broccoli or broccolini, 3 large egg
Add the noodles and pour in the sauce. Toss everything gently to coat the noodles evenly and stir-fry for about 1-2 minutes until the noodles are slightly charred. Add the protein back in, a pinch of salt, and toss until everything is well combined. Transfer to a plate and garnish with optional chili crisp.
Chili crisp, Pinch of salt